Seaned 

When one tries to put a 7/16" bolt through a 7/16" hole, or any other combination when a bolt or rod of Diameter A is attempted to insert into a hole of Diameter A.

This shit won't fit together, all of the holes are Seaned.

Seaned by BallisticEng August 22, 2011

Seanne 

Seanne’s are some of the most interesting and rare people you could get to know, I mean look at the name Seanne that’s pretty dang rare. They are usually introverted but once you get to you know them they are the type of person to make loud pterodactyl noises inside of stores. Although they can be slightly jealous at times, it is out of pure loyalty and protectiveness over the people she cares about most. She’s always looking out for luxurious items, but is not afraid to go to Walmart.

Girl 1: “Dude did you see Seanne’s G-Wagon?”
Girl 2: “Yeah dude it’s freakin legit!”

Seanne by Weliketoparty58372223 July 11, 2018

Black Swanned 

v: being high on marijuana. Because of the red eyes that one gets while high. Named after the Darren Aronofsky film Black Swan, starring Natalie Portman, because of the red eyes that she has in the film.

I just got so Black Swanned!

Black Swanned by Andrew Anthony and Ryanwf January 16, 2011

Stanned 

Past tense of being an overzealous or obsessive fan of a particular celebrity/artist/person/character, etc.

STalker + fAN = STAN

Eminem's song "Stan" embodied all the aspects of what it means to be a huge fanatic of a music artist, and the word has since been used to encompass all obsessive fan behavior.

who was the first group you ever stanned? do you still stan them or have you moved on?

Stanned by Jay Ha September 16, 2018

Swanned 

To be attacked, injured, or otherwise fucked up by a deceptively docile-looking yet very aggressive animal.

My ex wife swanned my bank account.

Swanned by I_Browse_Reddit June 29, 2017

Black Swanned it 

1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.

2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.

3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.

Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am

Black Swanned it by Stir Friday July 19, 2011

Swanned 

Named after the ultimate Swanner, Ryan Swan from Nova Scotia. When you're swindled out of anything. Especially from a freeloader. You got Swanned.

Dude I let this guy stay at my house & he stole my protein shakes. I got so Swanned

Swanned by philschwackit February 15, 2019