Top Definition
To go out to a rave with any creature of the suborder "Pinniped".
So a seal walked into a club...

I was on the beach clubbing seals yesterday.

Me and some university friends got drunk and went seal clubbing.
by DJ Ethos October 24, 2006
2 more definitions
A brilliant song by British band Half Man Half Biscuit.
"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead, mate." is one of the most memorable lines from the song, Seal Clubbing.
by Gartenzwerg March 06, 2009
When an individual who is highly skilled at a task, competes with other people who are relatively new/unskilled at said task. Often used in multiplayer video games.
"Man, John went seal clubbing in tf2 the other day. The other team didn't even know what hit them."
by Libertyprime1776 February 26, 2015

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