sea level

The alititude in which the gluteal region is found. To catch someone "below sea level" is to find someone staring at another's posterior.

Person 1: Bro did you see Sophie's ass in those jeans???
Person 2: Yeah bro I caught Jason below sea level when she got up from her chair

by primetrack November 17, 2018

Break Sea Level

To defecate in such a quantity that the turd(s) you produce rise above the water level in the toilet bowl.

After eating at the buffet I went home and had to break sea level. I feel much better now.

by asdfwerczvxoiu September 17, 2008

breaking sea level

To take a huge dump that while resting on the bottom of the toilet is large enough to form an island

That was a great dump; I just broke sea level!

by randall December 10, 2003

above sea level

When someone needs to take such a large dump that the resulting pile of feces rises above the water level of the toilet.

My bathroom smelled so bad since my roommate's shit was above sea level.

by syaoran August 31, 2008

below sea level

to catch someone "below sea level" is to catch someone staring at someone's ass. when a "big booty hoe" walks around, you can catch many guys below sea level.

Person 1: Holy SHIT that girl thicc
Person 2: Yea man I can't help looking below sea level !

by primetrack November 28, 2018

Sea Level Club

sex on the deck of a boat, presumably at "sea level"

Bored with the formal tour, my girlfriend and I went to the marine bathroom and joined the Sea Level Club.

by Rex Mundi 3 August 7, 2008

Breached sea level

When you take an epic dump, you turn to look in the toilet, and the massive pile of crap is above the water level in the toilet bowl.

Can also be used as "Breaching", if in the current process of taking a dump.

Guy #1 "Dude! I totally just Breached sea level in your toilet!"

Guy #2 "Holy Crap!"

Guy #1 "That's what I said!"

by remotenightowl May 1, 2012