look up any word, like cunt:
A fat chick on the beach.
There's a seapig lying by the pier, checking out all the surfers.
by Mimi September 21, 2003
Overweight, undesirable Woman of the Royal Australian Navy (WRAN).
(Jack 1) "Ohh yuck! Look at the sea pig's muffin top!"
(Jack 2) *screws up mouth* "Yeah that's fucked."
by goatnuts August 22, 2009
Noun: the derogatory term for any coast guard official
CG: pull the boat over!
You: Fuck you sea pig!
by BigMark006 April 24, 2007
A fat Bitch who loves to do crystal Meth.
The sea pig sucked my dick for a bump
by Gillis February 17, 2004