sea goggles

Exactly the same signs and symptoms as beer goggles except the condition is brought about from being at sea for an extended period of time. Consequences can be socially painful. The worst case of sea goggles is when sea goggles are combined with beer goggles.

Jim: Dude, why the hell did you fuck her?

Dave: Ah man, I'd been at sea for 4 months straight and had my sea goggles on.

Jim: That's no excuse!

sea goggles by captainstooge June 1, 2011

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seattle sea goggles

Ejaculating on a woman's eye glasses.

While I was fucking Lisa I pulled my cock out of her pussy and gave her Seattle sea goggles.

seattle sea goggles by Milf Man Von Pussymunchkin April 21, 2016

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slavakian seagoggles

the act of cumming in someone’s eyes and ears then shitting in their mouth

I gave becky the Slavakian seagoggles

slavakian seagoggles by munyeno March 7, 2021

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Arabian Seagoggles

The act of placing one testicle on each eye of an unconcious, or willing individual. AKA 'eye tea-bagging'.

Dude 1: so I put my nutts over both her eyes!
Dude 2: word? arabian seagoggles?

Arabian Seagoggles by Lotaf October 23, 2007

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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