Schving

Schving or Schving Schving refers to sphincter, to be precise: the outer anal sphincter which is under voluntary control.

Coined by Max Keiser as a way to express, in television broadcast, the dangers of inviting violation of the sphincter by way of insertion of sharp or pointy objects, usually repeatedly, by aggrieved parties subjected to involuntary control over their lives and finances.

A sphincter is an anatomical structure, or a circular muscle, that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.

“These guys are saying ‘we won’t take these bonuses’ because they realise the next step after that is a pitchfork up the schving schving’”

Schving by randomprecision November 14, 2011

skyving

Skyving:

1. To scrape or slice off the inside surface of a piece of leather to reduce it's thickness.

2. To intentionally avoid work or a regular obligation, usually by lying, conniving, or deception. To lay around being lazy or wandering aimlessly.
Sleeping or indulging in personal interests, pleasures, or vices while neglecting prior responsibilities.

3. To remove very thin slices from a piece of material.

"I felt like skyving off school today so I could watch the football game"

"She was robbed on the street by a skyving bum."

skyving by The Mott SF January 20, 2005

Schvingar 

Someone who likes nerdy things, especially star trek. Also includes liking extensive comic books,video games, and grey's anatomy.

When someone quotes star trek or starts talking bout it, one should point the vulcan split finger sign at the person and yell Schvingar!

Schvingar by Matthew Brenner December 25, 2007

Skyving

Male scissoring that entales two men rubbing ball sacks together.

Skyve me Xerxes.

O were skyving.

Skyving by Rooster cock August 6, 2009

scaving 

scaving; searching or rooting through abandoned or forgotten spaces, eg. a car factory shut down 30 years ago

Samantha had all her tables made from wood she found while scaving in the ruins of the local steel mill

scaving by Tucker Morrent December 8, 2013

Skyving

To intentionally not go to school, and just stay in bed, alone. Sounds fun.

Friend 1: yo mate, where is Dom?
Friend 2: ahh, the cunt’s Skyving

Skyving by Beanermuncher October 25, 2019

schving

Attractive female or female body parts,

Your mom is a schving!

schving by Greg Kulick July 15, 2006