robert schwartzman 

Born December 24th, 1982. Robert is best know for his role in the 2001 hit film the Princess Diaries along side Anne Hathaway and Julie Andrews. These days Robert just focuses on his pop/rock band Rooney, whom he is the frontman for. Changed his name from Schwartzman to Carmine and back to Schwartzman to honor his grandfather. Son of Rocky's Talia Shire and John Schwartzman. Brother to Rushmores own Jason Shchwartzman.

Chives: Who was it that played michael in the princess diaries?
Rupert;Oh, it was Robert Schwartzman. He's also in Rooney.

robert schwartzman by MollyStarz April 29, 2008

a Swartzman 

To act like a fool even though you are wrong.

Jason pulled a swartzman when he thought tigers came from Africa.

a Swartzman by Radar_220 January 1, 2009

jason schwartzman 

A very sexy dark-haired actor with a mole on his left cheek who starred in such incredible films as I Heart Huckabees, Shopgirl, and Marie Antoinette. Except he wasn't hot in Marie Antoinette.

"Damn I love that Jason Schwartzmann."
or
"Hell yeah I want in that Jason Schwartzman's trousers!"

jason schwartzman by lemadhatter November 12, 2006

Shvartsman 

a word used to describe a poorly written joke, or a joke that is not funny.

fred:bad joke said
jim: dude thats a Shvartsman.

Shvartsman by graterthanyou April 12, 2009

Smartsmanship

The ability to participate in school and achieve good grades without cheating or being deceitful.

I copied Mark's homework last night. I know it isn't good smartsmanship but I was really tired.

Sara has awful smartsmanship. I caught her looking at my test.

Smartsmanship by Cheater101017 September 26, 2012

swatsman 

An idiot or dumb person

You're a swatsman for saying that stupid pick-up line.

swatsman by mechelle gregory September 22, 2005

Scarthman 

Known most commonly on youtube. He makes himself look like an idiot and tends to try too hard to make people like him, but succeeds. This guy is a total internet junkie but is considered a noob by most of his fellow online friends.

Did you see Scarthman's new profile?

Scarthman by Scarthman February 6, 2010