scuzzcat 

A large white male cat whose fur has become stained with a combination of garbage, household filth, dirt, mud, and possibly excrement. Usually found wandering around suburban areas, eating from trash bins and impregnating the local female cat population, creating a whole litter of scuzzcats

I heard some noise in my front yeard this morning, I looked outside and there was that damn neighbourhood scuzzcat eating out of my garbage with my pet cat Lucky, who is now mysteriously pregnant.

scuzzcat by catman99 February 25, 2009