Scrump

(Verb) To eat good tasting food; a scrumptious meal.

"You boys ready to scrump? I heard they just got a new cook and the food is fire."

by The Fastest Boat November 2, 2021

scrump

humping in a scumpily way

i scrumped your mom so hard last night i scrumped on my shoes

by rawdawg riv February 8, 2023

SCRUMP

Both the antonym and synonym of "Slack", to wit the Bob Dobbs definition. Scrump involves and refuses all definitions of liturgy. One may not possess any level of Scrump if one professes to have obtained Scrump.

"I Scrump therefore I have no Scrump" - Rene Descartes

You, sir, are benefitted by no Scrump whatsoever

by Reesebytheway February 19, 2023

Scrumps

Megan’s butt

Damn Megan, is scrumps waiting for me?? 😏

by Beast daddy April 6, 2021

Scrump

Flicking ones genitals from behind

My man, you just got scrumped! How do you feel?

by Sir Rump of the Nile March 2, 2019

Scrump

Scrump

Noun
1 short for scrumptious, very delicious
2 absolutely anything, anywhere or anyone. Scrump can be a neighbor or their house or the neighborhood the live in. It could be the food they are eating and the shit they deficate. Or the act of feeding their shit to the people they kidnapped in their basement. So it's a verbal.

1: Guy 1* "yo this BBQ horse ass is scrump"
Guy 2* "damn right it is scrump dude"
2 "go get that scrump"
"Pick a bale of scrump"
"This new scrump I be smokin is gas"
That sum great scrump

by Trumpsfather June 19, 2018

SCRUMP

A discreet way of saying that you want to have sex with your partner

Hey guys we gotta bounce cuz we got a lot of scrumping to get done before the deadline tomorrow..(big test to study for, meeting/conference, etc.)

by Scar&Toph June 15, 2021