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The area on a man's body found between the scrotum and anus. Also known as "the seams of life" because if one tears his scranus his soul will fall out.
I tore my scranus and my soul fell out.
scranus by professor nutsack August 11, 2003
The residue left behind on your ass cheeks after taking a massive dump and you didn’t wipe enough.
My ass cheeks are burning, due to my Scropus. It must have been from the Taco Bell I ate last night.

The most common side effect of scropus is skid marks.
scropus by Matzahberg March 21, 2020
I sure hope Brett Kavanaugh doesn’t become the latest SCROTUS. That’s be some serious drunk justice
SCROTUS by Midlife-Crisis Hulk October 3, 2018
Donald Drumph is the SCROTUS.
SCROTUS by Kfarny February 12, 2017

Scrotus Insignificata 

The possession of a scrotal sack of small proportions.
Billy_Bob unfortunately has a serious case of Scrotus Insignificata.
Scrotus Insignificata by Bones June 25, 2004

Scrotus Maximus 

Bob: Ted did you hear what happened to John last night?

Ted: Yeah he got Tea Bagged by a Scrotus Maximus.
Scrotus Maximus by iceman27406 December 19, 2010