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synonym for screw, fuck, doing the deed, bumping uglies, dropping in, tapping that shit, etc.
Matlock was a repeat, so we scronked instead.
by ERock May 15, 2004
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We were up all night scronkin'

I'd scronk her in a heartbeat!

It was a scronkin' good time last night, man.
by tamarind April 29, 2010
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An undesirable person. Certainly used in Ilkeston, Derbyshire to refer to anyone a lttle unfortunate looking, poorly educated perhaps. Or just someone you don't like.
"What do you want to go out with him for? He's a right scronk"
by drbollocks April 17, 2008
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Verb: To mess up, break, injure or destroy. Used in several episodes of the popular show Adventure Time when someone or something is being destructive or behaving in a manner that hurts something or someone.
Finn: Jake, the book you threw almost scronked up my dome peice!
by Mgmddx March 03, 2016
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