Scrollers Knee 

Scrollers Knee - The definition of the round red patches you find just above the knee caps after resting ones elbows on them whilst taking a shit but scrolling on a Smartphone or Tablet in the toilet.

"fackin hell Tommy, I cant walk straight, got right scrollers knee"

"i'm not surprised Jim, you were in the shitter for hours..."

Scrollers Knee by Abdullah3669 December 3, 2015

scroteless 

Weak, feeble, unenergetic. (to have no scrotum) Can be said about a male or female.

I drank too much last night and I feel scroteless today. I know it sucks, but (s)he's too damn scroteless to do anything about it. That's the most scroteless vacuum cleaner I ever tried to use.

scroteless by radiohead3885 April 14, 2005

Scroller

A person that has had so many ER visits, that the scroll bar is needed to see them all. Previously called frequent flyers, but that implied that we appreciated their business and were happy to give them a discount for their return. The term scroller has more of a negative connotation, meaning someone that abuses the system.

From the book Haiku STAT!

Too many visits.
Scroll bar needed to see them.
You are a “scroller.”

Scroller by Haikuist August 6, 2012

Kaya Scodelario 

An actress from britian with a hot british accent.

Kaya Scodelario is in a famous show called skins where she is refered to as Effy where she does many drugs and has sex multiple times.

Kaya Scodelario by nonapope February 22, 2011

that Scrimbly Shwabble Blop Schrimblebobblopoingey Super SCROBLER 

an adjective used to describe someone who you find really cool or does something really cool.

person 1: you've got that scrimbly shwabble blop schrimblebobblopoingey super SCROBLER for sure
person 2: what?
person 1: you're really cool is what I mean
person 2: oh ok, that makes more sense.

that Scrimbly Shwabble Blop Schrimblebobblopoingey Super SCROBLER by mixer 2 March 16, 2022

Scrodgley

Another word for an absolute horrible dogfighter.

A: "man I just rekt'd this nerd in a dogfight"
B: "yeah, must be a Scrodgley"

Scrodgley by SATUBESTDOGFIGHTER September 4, 2022

scrobbler

A sexual act involving a man's taint. The scrobbler (i.e., the one who gives a scrobbler) puts their face firmly against the taint and vigorously oscillates their head. Some scrobblers use their tongues on the taint for added pleasure for both parties.

A minor variation, known as the "balsamic scrobbler," is a scrobbler that is performed on a receiver who has not bathed for several days.

I wasn't sure where we were in our relationship; it didn't seem like he was really all that into me. But when he asked me for a scrobbler I knew for sure, he was the one.

scrobbler by dnova March 7, 2010