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script kitty

A person who uses hacking programs to hack because they have no 1337 sk1llz
script kitty by Shiv October 8, 2003

Script kitten 

A Little kid that thinks he can hack
Little kid: I'm going to hack your PSN account

Bob: you can't hack shit

Little kid: i swear I will shut your ass Down

Bob: do it
Five minutes later shit don't happen he is nothing but a Script kitten

scriptkitty 

pretending to be a scriptkiddy just for laughs and to make other people raged.

or even to hide the fact that your an actual hacker.
11:15 (nu|L) you dont do shit
11:15 (nu|L) is why
11:15 (nu|L) ...
11:15 (Rofles) EXACTLY ^
11:15 (Rofles) smart boy
11:15 (Rofles) your catching on
11:15 (nu|L) you cant hack...
11:15 (Rofles) EXACTLY ^
11:15 (nu|L) so what do you mean
11:15 (nu|L) why would .gov fuck with you?
11:15 (Rofles) EXACTLY ^
11:16 (nu|L) youre garbage...
11:16 (Rofles) EXACTLY ^
11:16 (Rofles) your slowly learning
11:16 (Rofles) good boy
11:17 ... Nick: Rofles is now known as scriptkitty
scriptkitty by rofles June 10, 2007
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026