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Scottsmith

to be obsessed with one or more of the following: hobbits, pirates, gnomes, and the sound "Argggg...(with hook finger)"
That's how Scottsmith rolls in his pirate ship.
Scottsmith by Ladds November 3, 2008

Angry Scotsman 

The act of drinking copious amounts of special brew then when your partner is asleep and after defacating straddle your asleep partner and proceed to thrust your dirty anus forwards and backwards over her face.
Fucking hell Gav me and our lass got pissed on special brew last night and I thought it would be a good idea to give her an Angry Scotsman.

Ha ha nice one Les.
Angry Scotsman by 'A' Shift April 4, 2017
Niet op komen dagen bij een feest of activiteit
1: Waarom is Thomas er niet?
Hij heeft 'm gescott

2: We scotten het feest deze keer
scotten by NTX July 13, 2015

no true scotsman 

No true Scotsman is a kind of informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect a universal generalization from counterexamples by changing the definition in an ad hoc fashion to exclude the counterexample.12 Rather than denying the counterexample or rejecting the original claim, this fallacy modifies the subject of the assertion to exclude the specific case or others like it by rhetoric, without reference to any specific objective rule ("no true Scotsman would do such a thing"; i.e., those who perform that action are not part of our group and thus criticism of that action is not criticism of the group
Person A: "No Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
Person B: "But my uncle Angus likes sugar with his porridge."
Person A: "Ah yes, but no true Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."

Scottistentialism 

The belief in the sole and absolute existence of Scott.
Trevor is proud to declare his allegiance to the church of Scottistentialism. He is a Scottistentialist.

true scotsman 

The act of wearing a kilt without any underwear.
You goin' true scotsman?
Aye, course I am!
true scotsman by leslij55 December 25, 2007