Where you stick a large needle full on vodka in the urethra to get drunk the fastest way possible
Eric: How were you so wasted last night, did you scotto yourself?

Me: yeah bro I didn't know it was possible until I actually tried it!
by Jonnyrocket58 February 3, 2016
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A person with an abnormally small penis and IQ
These affects are caused by Ultmiatus Scottosis

Ultimately a Scotto is a little annoying Mario like character who eats coke and recess
Scotto, thank god he’s not in our ELA class
by Joshua Scotto March 20, 2022
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