2. Most likely to be the employee who sucks the bosses dick.
Manager: Yes, Chris, I'm sorry, but no one else could come in.
Employee: You could have brought in a chimpanzee or a rubber chicken, that would have been better!
Employee: I QUIT!
Manager: Bring in the Chimpanzee! Fuck, now I have to work with Scock and a chimpanzee, and listen to stories of an imaginary penis.
Manager: I'm going to go take a break...If I ain't back in 5 minutes, call 911