schwind 

Adjective - to appear cute and normal, but to actually be a wild sensual animal of the night

I told them she was schwind, but they wouldn't believe me unless I showed them the pictures.

schwind by Bloomsday February 5, 2010

Schwindenhammered 

The act or prcoess of consuming alcholic drinks until you are completely hammerd and blackout.

Did you see Tim the other night. Yeah he was Schwindenhammered.

Schwindenhammered by Mr. Schwindy October 7, 2011

schwinned

The act of being hit by a bicycle. Increased liklihood on college campus' due to a combination of the fact that some students ride rather recklessly and others walk on bike paths without looking.

I saw a guy get schwinned hardcore today. It was fuckin' hilarious.

schwinned by j.money September 19, 2005

Schwide 

A penis with an average or less than average length, but an above average girth.

Even since I've known him he's bragged about his scholng, but now that I've seen it, it's more of a schwide.

Schwide by Desdemona the Tief June 21, 2021

schwindle 

To get played, or play someone else's life in a horrible way

YO HE JUST GOT SCHWINDLED

schwindle by Datonenoob567 February 27, 2017

Schwingendorfic

Awesome, being of Schwingishness, cool, teacher, wise

That dude was totally Schwingendorfic!!!

Schwingendorfic by The Student 1854 April 16, 2009

SCHINDIGGITY

Something awesome and downright unbelievable, that's how awesome it is.

"Dude that's so schindiggity!"
"I know, right?"

SCHINDIGGITY by The Awesome And Mighty One July 11, 2009