schweppicure 

A Schweppeicure is a person who wants to, or has had sex with Schweppes.

<Adrian> I had sex with Schweppes today.
<Justin> You Schweppicure.
<Kilgard> I wish I was a Schweppicure.

schweppicure by Jacop Schwepp January 20, 2005

schweppicure 

Kings among men.
Best people in the world, for they have achieved schweppes.

You schweppicure you.

schweppicure by Bucky O' Hare July 24, 2008