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penis. but like, in german... and stuff.
HOLY SHIT. did you see that shwanz?
by FxHxSxCxG August 04, 2006
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1. Shwanz is not so much a thing as it is a way of life. You must live the shwanz, love the shwanz, be one with the shwanz. The way of the shwanz is the way of the right.

2. Peepee
Bow down before the mighty awe of the Shwanz. Shwanz will show you the way.
by Andrike Feigenhorn February 06, 2004
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