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Schwanzstucker 

The pseudo-German word used in the Mel Brooks film "Young Frankenstein" to describe the enormity of Dr. Frankenstein's Creature's wang.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.

Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.

Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.

Inga: Voof.
Schwanzstucker by Jay South November 2, 2005

Schwagstock 

a summer-long series of weekend camp-outs/concerts that is a tribute to the music and vibes of the Grateful Dead
"The Schwag is playing at Schwagstock '07!"
"No shit."
Schwagstock by SchwaggedUrMom February 7, 2008

schwagster 

1. Someone who partakes in the act of smoking schwag.
2. Someone who does anything undesirable or low grade.
"I don't even know if I want to hang out with Jon. He's been such a schwagster lately
schwagster by youaintpimpin November 7, 2007

schwaggtastiq 

Excellent, amazing, kick-butt. Root-word "swag"
That hat is so Schwaggtastiq...you're looking mighty Schwaggtastiq today.

schwanstugel 

A German word, meaning penis. Appears as a pop culture reference in at least two movies: Young Frankenstein and Hellboy II.
Inga: "So everything would have to be proportionately enlarged. Why, he would have an enormous schwanstugel!"

Dr. Frankenstein (has no idea what a schwanstugel is): "Well, um, that goes without saying."

Inga: "Woof!"

Igor: "He's gonna be very popular."
schwanstugel by The Squid August 5, 2008

Schwankster 

An alternative, and rarely-used word for a wankster.
Man, you are such a schwankster sometimes.
Schwankster by Johnbob Jones April 20, 2009