Shaffeln 

Walking really slow by moving your weight a little bit forward so that you'll move without putting an effort in it.

Cool guy: Hey there, SNAIL... YOU ARE SLOW
Idc: I ain't I Shaffel

When 2 or more people do it, it is called Shaffeln

Shaffeln by Vipee April 19, 2010

schwaffle 

slapping another human being across the face with a penis

i sure sure schwaffled her good the other day, she was mildly amused.

schwaffle by schwaffle king June 1, 2006

schlaffel

The gross last sips of beer that are left in your bottle if you have taken to long to drink it and the heat from your hands has made the beer warm and nearly undrinkable.

I want another beer, but unfortunately I have to drink this schlaffel first...

schlaffel by GineSharts December 15, 2008

Schnaufeln 

A word germans use to describe a state of weather between snow and sleet.

German: Oh nein, it‘s schnaufeln again! I don‘t like zis!

Foreigner: Wtf is schnaufeln?!

German: It ist hurting ze head and is wet! Ze worst type of rain! Gib rainshield!

Schnaufeln by Hehasthehighground March 16, 2021

swaffeln

To slab your penis against things.

We swaffeld all together his girlfriends car to humiliate her.

swaffeln for more then one time, duh

swaffeln by dafuqdog August 1, 2012

shwaffelen

To swing one's penis, making it bump against something. Of Dutch origin, shwaffelen was voted Word of the Year 2008 in the Netherlands.

"I was only half awake and didn't realise at first that I was being shwaffeled - yes shwaffelen!"

shwaffelen by CharlieCharles December 21, 2008

schwaffelwaffle 

A type of Dutch biscuit, round and sandwiched with caramel.

Mmmm this schwaffelwaffle tastes so good!

schwaffelwaffle by Can'tSpeakDutch August 7, 2011