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2.
a state of utter disarry; beyond repair; intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol

orig. French
I drank a half a bottle of vodka and I'm totally schwacked!
The computer's hard drive crash and it's completely schwacked
by Ziggy August 17, 2003
 
1.
adj.
The state of being very intoxicated as a result of Alcohol, Weed, Shisha tobacco, or any combination of the three.

Originated by J Dizzle and Trevizzle in Los Lunas, NM.
Holy shit bro, I'm schwacked.

Last night I got hella schwacked and slept with a fat chick.
by Trevizzle March 02, 2007
 
3.
Someone who is so full of shit they are wack,
"That (insert name of any politician here) is Schwacked!"
by tzer0 March 19, 2010