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(shoe-tee) last name that describes the most amazing people you'll ever meet. family parties always have tons of food. and alcohol. and laughter. they pretty much dominate at everything in life and are much more awesome that you could ever hope to be. they also tend to say things that are conceited at times, but they aren't actually self-centered.

often mispronounced as: (shul-tee) (shut-tee) (shut) (shuttle) (shutz) (shitty)
Non-Schutte: Damn, I wish I were as awesome as you are.
Schutte: Of course you do. Everyone does.
Schutte by Kate Schutte June 27, 2008
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schussed 

To be sh*t out of luck in the middle of nowhere, without any friends, clothes, or money.
Man, we went to bar last night and I got so drunk that I was schussed in the ghetto.
schussed by A. Pastel August 26, 2007

Schutters 

Beer for good times, guaranteed. 2 euro for 2 liters of beer, is not normal more!
We drank some schutters the other day.
Schutters by BarneyRumbleroner February 6, 2013

schuster 

To hit an empty bowl and still be able to get a huge rip off of it. Especially true if done multiple times in succession.
Dude, how'd you schuster that? The bowl's been empty for three days!
schuster by deeteeenn July 7, 2010

Ryan Schuster

The king of gingers.

No ginger is as great as he.
"That Ginger kid just isn't a Ryan Schuster"
Ryan Schuster by Schuster69 February 11, 2010

schotsen 

Shitting and puking at the same time.
''I just went to go take a shit, and my stomach got all queasy.'' a once in a life time experience; schotsen
schotsen by icantfly1 November 18, 2009

Jim Schutze 

A respected editor of The Dallas Observer who is also best known for his heroin addiction.
“Jim Schutze stole one of the garden hoses out of that utility closet earlier and tried to sell it to the Korean over there who works for Whole Foods.”
Jim Schutze by BARRETTBROWN September 26, 2019