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1.
one who hula hoops nude to lou bega albums while eating spinach artichoke dip
did you see how many hula hoops and lou bega albums he had, the kid's a total schumann
by beanis%%% August 14, 2009
 
2.
a person who graduates high school and continues to come back to all the events, games even parties! they also like to talk a love of shit about the high school kids when he is a graduate.
yeah, hes a schumann
by joey mommy November 25, 2010