Shoucher 

A person who enters your flat/house as a regular person and leaves an urban legend as they flee the scene of an alcohol induced 'accident' leaving your couch, floor, walls and somehow TV covered in shit!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase couch surfing.

Don't invite Steve to the flatwarming party.... I've heard he is a shoucher

Shoucher by Ser3ndipity September 26, 2010

schooch 

The act of incrementally moving, sliding or scooting one's derrière, buttocks or rear along when sitting on a sofa or bench, usually to make room for others to sit.

Probably derived from "scoot," which means "To move or slide to the side."

Brett, please schooch down a little so Aunt Dolores will have room to sit down.

schooch by Joseph Poliakon December 30, 2004

Schoch 

Schochs have become rare in our time. They used to be known as malicious Bitterlich imposters. All a Schoch wants is to be like a Bitterlich; but since achieving such a goal is impossible, the common Schoch accrues resentment and becomes more and more bitter the more he sees his attempts to be like Bitterlich fail bitterly.

To have a Schoch as a friend means to lack a Bitterlich.

Schoch by simon13 January 30, 2020

schoochie

sick alcoholic wench, slut skank, bitches that are all about drama drama drama

dude, the schoochies are wasted again.
courtney's such a schoochie.

schoochie by Jessica L July 29, 2008

Scouchebag 

The combination of scumbag and douchebag combined by Tim AKA "Scrow"

Dude max is a scouchebag

Scouchebag by Spam666420 January 21, 2009

SchoochyMoney 

The attraction of money, also an upcoming Detroit rapper.

Who is SchoochyMoney? He’s an rapper from Detroit. What does his name mean? Schoochy is the attraction, Money is what’s being attracted.

SchoochyMoney by Wopsop313 October 7, 2018

Schounchee 

Sk-owe-n-chee
AltSk-on-chee
adjative
Stickiness from cannabis concentrates (dabs)

Damn your rig is Schounchee

Schounchee by Thehairydabber May 28, 2018