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Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.
Related Words

Shoucher 

A person who enters your flat/house as a regular person and leaves an urban legend as they flee the scene of an alcohol induced 'accident' leaving your couch, floor, walls and somehow TV covered in shit!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase couch surfing.
Don't invite Steve to the flatwarming party.... I've heard he is a shoucher
Shoucher by Ser3ndipity September 26, 2010

Scouchebag 

The combination of scumbag and douchebag combined by Tim AKA "Scrow"
Dude max is a scouchebag
Scouchebag by Spam666420 January 21, 2009

Scotcheroo 

a peanut-buttery, crispy, chocolatety, butter-scotchity treat invented by my grandma in the 1970s for one purpose: to be consumed by her two favorite grandsons (nameless on this site, but we all know who they are) at Ocean Shores.
Ohpa: (auf Deutsch) You made a full pan of scotcheroos. Where did half of them go?
Ohma: You know.

Schounchee 

Sk-owe-n-chee
AltSk-on-chee
adjative
Stickiness from cannabis concentrates (dabs)
Damn your rig is Schounchee
Schounchee by Thehairydabber May 28, 2018

Georgia Scorcher 

When you bring a girl home from a bar, and she passes out. You take her panties off, take a dump in them, and then put them back on her. She wakes up and thinks she shit her own pants.
That drunk bitch thought she shit herself after I gave her a Georgia Scorcher