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Land o Lakes High school

A sorry excuse for an institution of learning. Plagued with The Seasonal Flu, the November Sickness, senioritis, and Freshmen. The football team hasn't had a winning season since what seems like the Bush Administration. Junior thots block the halls in passing, freshmen screaming at lunch, and the Black Market run rampant. Never ending renovations, occasional fights, and juuling in the bathrooms makes this highschool the best in the area when compared to Sunlake}. Teachers are unable to teach, the food looks like the recycled waste of a [vegan, the trophies are old and useless, and the Mellin Regime is eternal and ruthless. God can't save you if you go here. No one can.
Student 1: Where do you go to school?
Student 2: Land o Lakes High school
Student 1: *Slowly backs away and breaks into run*
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James I. O'Neill High School 

A high school located in Fort Mongomery, NY. It's a school with army brats, rich kids, and ghetto m'fkas from places from NYC, Newbugh, Spring Valley are mixed in one school. Niggas are no joke here they don't take shit, especially none from those burke faggots.
Student 1: Yo waz skool u go 2?
Student 2 : James I. O'Neill High School BOI!!!!
Student 1: Yo didn't a girl from the soccer team get arrested for fuckin up a girl during a game?
Student 2 : DAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN SKKIPPYYY!!!!!!

O.W Best Middle School 

The most problematic middle school to ever exist. Everyone talks shit about you behind your back but never say it to your face. Bitches get jealous easily over pretty girls. Hella ugly boys/girls. Very hard to find someone thats unproblematic and pretty.
Ay, what school you go to?”
“O.W Best Middle School”
“You dirty asf for going there…”

O'Connell High School 

The drug infested, minority dominated excuse for a school, where those students who can't get Paul VI attend.
A Brothel, Ghetto, Slagpile

O'banion middle school 

The 2nd most dangerous middle school in Dallas county but it's in garland, most of the fights in Texas happen there and its a place not to be fucked with because people come there strapped and with actual guns and drugs. They vape a lot and have mostly crips in the school but there's a group of Bloods there that run the school so Bloods are the minority but they run the school with drugs and are mostly more dangerous than the Crips there.
A.) Yo you been to O'banion middle school? they some dangerous ass kids
B.) More dangerous than Dallas schools and Lyles?
A.) Not Lyles but Dallas schools hell yeah.
B.) What they got there?
A.) Bloods run the school but its mostly Crips.

O'Connell 'High' school

One of the most Ghetto schools you can go to whilst still being extremely prestigious ranking top 100 of the best Catholic Schools in America out of over 1000. Ironically it has some of the most retarded people you will ever meet in your life. Every once in a while you will meet someone who has an IQ literally over fucking 200 and has a 5 GPA. It has one of the country's best high school basketball teams yet has the worst football and lax team imaginable. The amount of fake nazis you will encounter is insane, yet this school has some of the best diversity on the east coast. ⚠️ BE WARNED ⛔️ THERE ARE NO BAD BITHCES AT THIS SCHOOL. zero. nein. zip. Even when you find a mildly attractive girl, they will hop from homie to homie, ain't None of these bitches loyal. So many people call it O'Connell "High" school because 1 out of three people are either geeked out of their mind or have 3 zyns in at once. It is rare to find someone who won't try and sell you fentanyl or a pack of tweas (twisted teas). There are almost six known arms dealers in this school that could provide you with any gun imaginable for pretty cheap. The building is extremely ghetto and a health violation. There is also a rare chance you will see someone snorting cocaine off of toilet paper in the lockerroom toilets. last thing, there ain't even any bad bitches that go here to make any of this worth it.
Guy 1 - yo what school do you go to?
Guy 2 - O'Connell 'High' school.

Guy 1 - damn, I'm so sorry I didn't kno.
Guy 2 - its okay bro I found some free fent on the ground earlier, wunna go do ts?
Guy 1 - yurrrrrr

The School of Wet Box 

Sexual experience in the lower orifices.
Woooow, Juan, did you learn that in the School of Wet Box?