A school shooting is something you do on a very nice warm April day when you just can't stand the bullies anymore. When preforming a school shooting, it might be wise to shoot yourself afterwards, or just run away to Cuba. Most school shootings end badly. You either accidentally kill the wrong person, injure people instead of killing them, or fail to kill yourself/run away to Cuba and end up in jail. If you're going to choose to shoot up a school, make sure you have a fool-proof plan, which includes shooting the Jews. After a school shooting, you can proudly proclaim this lovely, non-disturbing at all fact. "My teen angst has a body count"
Generally, when doing a school shooting, you have to make sure you have a very good reason to be doing this act, and you need to make sure that you whip your genitals out then shoot people.
Even though this rarely happens, because either the shooter kills himself or gets gunned down by police, but if you do survive your school shooting, and don't run off to Cuba, make sure to get a good lawyer and make sure the world knows you're actually just a whittle bitty "Bully Victim" and that killing 20 students and wounding 60 was needed.
Columbine, the book Nineteen Minutes by Jodi Picoult, Virginia Tech school shooting, and others.
by OMGKHSLOLWTF January 20, 2009

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Yet another reason why "gun-free" zones don't work.
"There was another school shooting! Guns should be banned from school!"

"Weapons are already banned from school. Maybe if they weren't, students could DEFEND THEMSELVES"
by samj241 May 07, 2006

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when the victim just cannot take the bull shit from the bullies anymore most kill them selves after and it is a good idea to wear bullet prof vest aim at head and chest so they die not just get injured and do it in style get a nice mask maybe scream and some good fuck the world music like manson or eminem and if you are afraid to die flee to Cuba when you have made your statement
the loner finally snapped one day and pulled a shot gun out in math turned up way i am eminem and had their revenge they also put on a mask like saw doctor in saw on and began their school shooting
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the best thing on TV since the super bowl
there was a school shooting on tv and i laughed at those impotents who shot themselves
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1. Phrase for Kids getting pissed at there school, that they force ther way into their school, with a firearm, and shoot's teachers and Pupils. Often they shoot themself after. School Shootings are often blamed at at violent games, like Counter-Strike and GTA.

2. Rap Song, by Ill Bill - The Anatomy of a School Shooting.
1. Sad Parents- Why Did He Do It?!?!
Police Officer- Probaly Because Of That Counter-Strike..
Mad CS Player- FUCK YOU!!

2. Dont Try To Analyse Me now/
You Had You Chance Back Then/
Maybe You Could Have Been Me friend/
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