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A Schoey is a large incompetent mess, usually an invertebrate. They are found throughout the world, dropping out of college, asking for soft drinks, and losing Halo matches.
Best avoided.
"CBA"
"Can I have a soft drink?"
"I hope he doesn't end up like Schoey."
Schoey by Jeff78 April 10, 2008
really fuckin hot
Man, that guy is fuckin scholey!
scholey by Anonymous August 12, 2003
1. really fuckin out there

2. liqouring up
man, that girl is scholey
OR
i'm gettin fucking scholey TONIGHT!
scholey by kammo February 15, 2005
1. really fuckin out there.

2. liqouring up
man, that chic is fuckin scholey.
OR
I'm gettin scholey TONIGHT!
scholey by sar June 17, 2005
A phrase commonly used for when one of the boys does a temporary/permanent unexpected disappearance act due to the arrival of a new lady friend.
Ryan: Where’s Jack today?
Ben: He’s done a Scholey!
Scholey by DaaaaaamnSon June 6, 2018

schobey-dobey like scooby-dobey 

Fred: Lets go to the club tonight

John: And we can schobey-dobey like scooby-dobey all night....maaaaaaaaaan.