Schoffel wanker 

A wearer of the schoffel, usually anything from a gillet to head to toe schoffel
Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.

Olly looked a complete schoffel wanker today

Schoffel wanker by Dog botherer January 3, 2020

Schofflering 

Schofflering is when you light a girls pubes on fire then put it out with your jizz and flap your arms saying "you do not have enough badges to train me!"

He started schofflering me so i left

Schofflering by Flaresplitz August 26, 2014

schōffel 

When you pull a girl in a shōffel (piece of clothing).
This girl is some new girl that you've pulled and isn't a fwb or a gf the girl has to be new and you have to ahs her to achieve the title of having a schōffel smash

Yea yea g my man's just had a schōffel smash

schōffel by Schōffel smash lord March 4, 2019

schofferin 

schofferin - skulling beers in the car too fast on a long trip and needed to stop every 10mins to piss

shaneo ur not schofferin them scotches down too fast again are you!? i aint stoppin this time cunt you can piss you pants

schofferin by wiserthewizard November 26, 2010

Schoffenny

Stinky cunted, fentanyl-fingered ho.

I don't want that filthy schoffenny on my davenport.

Schoffenny by Violet LilyRose March 26, 2022

Schoffel 

Unlike the piece of clothing (waist coat) a schoffel is a group of agrics (farmers).

Look at that schoffel there's so many of them.

Schoffel by Askhams finest February 6, 2023