schmockey 

The game of ice hockey played by females.

Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.

The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.

The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.

The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.

The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.

As stated by a hockey player:

"We would absolutely slaughter the schmockey team, without question."

schmockey by rpc11 October 30, 2007

Shockey 

The father of all Bullshit

Jai Eazy: 'That's Bullshit Shockey'

Shockey by Prokiller_226 April 24, 2010

The Aaron Schocker 

None in the pink, three in the stink.

Similar to "The Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink), except that Aaron Schock is rumored to be in the closet.

I heard an Illinois Congressman was caught in the shower giving some dude the Aaron Schocker!

The Aaron Schocker by tommyboy15 January 20, 2014

Shockey 

1. To completely overpower or crush an opponent with brute force.

2. To be humiliated or ran over when standing your ground.

3. To dominate.

(See PwN)

Derived from the New York Giants Player: (Jeremy) Shockey.

Spectator A: "Did you see that guy get run over!?"

Spectator B: "Yeah! He sure got shockied."

Shockey by Ronald J. Gagne Jr. September 17, 2005

Shockey 

The act of grabbing someones butt and squeezing.
Usually done to girls by guys, resulting in a squeak or sometimes a slap from the girl. Emoticon for a shockey is 8O

Bob totally just shockey'd Jane, and she was suprised.

Shockey by shocked16 March 28, 2010

Shockey 

The act of choking in a tense situation.

"Man,I thought he was gonna come through for us, but he wimped out and pulled a Shockey."

Shockey by Nuke Baby May 5, 2005

shockey 

1. To tattle like a child
2. To snitch
3. To react like a little bitch when you don't get your way

Jeremy shockeyed on me to my girlfriend about my weekend in Vegas in order to win her over. It didn't work.

shockey by nola_me August 5, 2012