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Schnucked 

Getting Schucked is when your credit card number is stolen and the company responsible for it tries to cover it up for way too long. The first time you'll hear about it is when your bank calls to tell you that they're cancelling your card.
Bob: Why are you writing checks for everything today?
Rob: Cause my debit card got compromised in the Schnucks debacle.
Bob: Ooh, you got Schnucked!
Schnucked by Sp1 May 9, 2013

schnuckered 

I got schnuckered into buying these expensive jeans
schnuckered by Gburtscher November 22, 2013

schmucked  

to get hit by something or someone
he got schmucked by a car or he schmucked a tree
schmucked by josh kisul September 29, 2008

Schmucked 

As a verb: to schmuck someone or to be schmucked; to shove someone by their face.

One of the most humiliating moves you can use in a confrontation and/or street fight.

Completely degrades the opponent because their face is being smothered as they are shoved. Shows complete disrespect without actually striking the opponent.
The guy was talking shit, I knew he was a bluffer and wouldn't make the first move, so I just schmucked him real quick. You know just to get it to pop off, without totally suckering this fool. He was humiliated.
Schmucked by NYGuido September 22, 2010

schnuckelig 

cute, makes you wanna go all "aawwwwwww!"
A cute little town nestled into a little valley would be called schnuckelig.
schnuckelig by Birko Katarina September 7, 2007

schnockled 

The act of getting hammered out of your gord. Also, in latin, to ramrod a poor, hapless, 19 year old female with no right to be at the bar.
Dude, I was totally schnockled last night so much that I don't remember the girl that I schnockled on my couch!
schnockled by djnewtdog June 9, 2009