schnoo's law 

"Schnoo's Law": The ones who are preaching the loudest on Sunday morning were out sinning the most on Saturday night.

A famous Louisiana Senator followed the mandates of Schnoo's Law when, after proclaiming the virtues of family values, was caught dating a prostitute.

schnoo's law by manny morgan August 5, 2007

Schnoo's Corollary 

Schnoo's Corollary: The first person to invoke the name of Stalin in an argument (outside of a discussion of Russian history or politics) should be immediately sent to the gulag.

Rush Limbaugh, in defending his inane remarks on "phony soldiers", declared out of the blue that "Stalinists have taken over the Left" in America. To follow the strictures of Schnoo's Corollary, Limbaugh should be shown what a real gulag is like forthwith.

Schnoo's Corollary by Manny Morgan October 20, 2007

Schnoz 

A monster who is composed by a head with an abnormally large nose and two legs.

The Schnoz has his grasses on.

Schnoz by Kaiman best boi May 14, 2020

Schnoz 

A humungoid nose that pretrudes profusely from the face.

Justin Horton has a huge schnoz.

Schnoz by Godofredo Smith May 13, 2005

toucan sam schnoz 

an extremely large nose

adrian brody got a toucan sam shnoz

toucan sam schnoz by wolf January 11, 2005

schnoz 

A person with an extremely large nose.

PHWOAHH!!, look at phils schnoz, its peekin like theres no tomorrow.

schnoz by why is my name always in use? March 6, 2010

schnoz 

jewish nose (always really big)

the jew had a huge schnoz

schnoz by blackyJEW April 5, 2005