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1.
The act of masturbating under the table of a restaurant.
"Robby, why do you have a grin on your face, its only Chilis?"

"Dude, Brogan, I totally just pulled a schnetzngiggle like two minutes ago while I was giving my order!"
by Turkeysandwich646464 June 12, 2008