schneikees 

adj.-substitute for any number of exclamations and any cuss or swear words. Used to not insult people with your potty mouth or to protect little children's ears from evil words.

"Holy schneikees, I've gotta crap!"

schneikees by Jankus June 11, 2006

schneikees 

Way to describe any situation without cussing. Can be used in conjunction with many words such as holy, oh, woah, or just by itself. Generally used to express anger without maming the ears of others.

Holy schneikees! I completely forgot that my teacher was a man, not a woman. I sure as heck hope that she doesn't kill me.

schneikees by Mamer Q May 25, 2006

Holy Schnikes!!! 

A phrase used to replace shit or crap

Holy Schnikes!!! That was easy!!

Holy Schnikes!!! by Dovall92 January 21, 2010

schnikes 

Euphemism for "shit".

Holy schnikes, he kicked his ass!

schnikes by Swid September 9, 2002

Holy Schnikes 

A non-cursing expression of amazement and/or surprise.

(It's pronounced schnaik-ees, not schnaiks.)

Holy schnikes, Fedor Emelianenko is raping Brock Lesnar! And not just figuratively, he's actually raping him/it!

Holy Schnikes by Oselius July 16, 2009

Schnikes 

meaning dang it, or come onnn.

*computer crashes*
"SCHNIKES!"

Schnikes by a;sldkjfdkdksla; November 27, 2009

Schneiders Pussy Plug 

When a girl is so horny, she takes a schneiders hot dog weiner and sticks it up her pussy(VAGINA) to substitute for a real penis. A hot dog is cheaper then a dildo.

Dane: Jenna was so horny last-night, she did the Schneiders Pussy Plug.... and the weiner got stuck!

Matt: Hahaha what a horny animal!!!!!

Dane: Yeah, but I was supprised because isnt she a lesbian?

Matt: Yeah, but she is a bi-sexual!

Dane: oh yeah, I forgot.

Schneiders Pussy Plug by Big Mac1 December 8, 2007