A party or social event that has turned boring or crappy
"Hey Man! Let's get the hell out of this Schmuzz fest"
by Grumblew00kie- aka Colin Sherwood April 23, 2003
a hash bar or druggie's house or generally anywhere where breathing will make you high
woah man! this schmuzz fest is great! i can see so many colours!
by H0m0h0b0 April 25, 2003
any event where david kelvin is present
"The second Dave walked into the room, the party became a smmuzz fest."
by david kelvin October 09, 2003