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Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.
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schmogerty 

bull crap, lies, untruth

a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5
Action 52 rated number 1 NES classic? What a load of schmogerty!
schmogerty by MrHorrible October 23, 2011

Schmëerskåhøven 

An evil dance craze from Pinky and the Brain that was the cause for the dumbing of America.
"Wave your hands in the air like you've won a big prize. Bop yourself on the head and cross your eyes. Yeah, Schmëerskåhøven!"
Schmëerskåhøven by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Schmogerty 

Possessed of a looseness of manner that others find attractive.

Having mad swagger.
"Dude may be ancient and kind of a sell-out, but Ice-T is still schmogerty as hell."

schmeerskahoven 

Originally used on the 90's TV show "Pinky and the Brain," in a three part episode where everyone would do a strange dance called the "schmeerskahoven."
Stick your finger in your belly,
Don't be afraid if it jiggles like jelly
Yeah, Schmeerskahoven!
schmeerskahoven by ilovealtoids November 7, 2004

schmogerty 

Has the qualities of being a great, fun dance-rock song.
"This song is just not schmogerty enough for my tastes."
schmogerty by DudeWhoLikesTodd October 23, 2011

Schmuper 

Used to describe the supreme form of everything that can be described. Nothing can beat or even come close to the likeness of the described word.
John: I bet my humongadagongous brain is bigger than yours.

Anne: Nope. Mine’s super duper schmuper big.

John: I can’t beat that. You win.
Schmuper by Bahaha Boi October 10, 2020