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The degree to which a person or thing exhibits the characteristics that suffice to classify it as a schmuck, which is Yiddish for penis. May also be the degree to which you resemble a flaccid whale penis.
Example 1: Rush Limbaugh's soft shifty body gets a 10 on the schmuckitude scale.

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Example 2: The schmuckitude of stealing that baby's candy and wiping his own ass with it before giving it back is legendary.
by HRBlock April 04, 2014
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