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schmozzle 

A minor fight, usually an on-field quarrel between GAA players.

Pronounced “sheh-MOZZ-uhl”, this is GAA sporting slang coined by Irish radio presenter Michael O’Hehir. It refers to a minor altercation between players - quarrels that don’t escalate into serious physical violence. A bit of wrestling, a few shoves - ah sure, nothing but a schmozzle.
What's going on over there? oh, it's a bit of a schmozzle.
schmozzle by Simon Quigley March 9, 2008
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Schmozzle 

Schmozzle, according to the game Balderdash, is a group of three or more monkeys.
One, two, three, four, five monkeys....Wow, now that's a Schmozzle.
Schmozzle by Some random chick... November 3, 2010

Schmoigle 

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!

Schmoodled

Snaptrap: That's schmoodled for 370 points!
Larry: That's not a word, use it in a sentence!
*blasts Larry*
Snaptrap: There, I schmoodled Larry!
Schmoodled by Shamezinator April 20, 2011
Under the influence of drugs/alcohol or buzzed no longer sober.
I I ain't gonna lie I'm a little schmizzed.
schmizzed by DrizzyDropDrake January 22, 2017
A person who is always ruining things for the rest of the group or being a downer. Someone who no one wants to be around.
Everyone would have passed the test, but Dave was being a Schmole and told the teacher who was cheating
Schmole by Jimmycrack May 7, 2020

Schmetzle splash 

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.
I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.
Schmetzle splash by \_/Sar\_/ September 21, 2005
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