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A schmoozer can be one of two things, either:

1.) Someone with the God-given talent of saying all the right things in order to secretly manipulate a situation so that his or her own concealed goals are fulfilled.

**For example, tons of guys at the bar are schmoozers. They'll say anything a girl wants to hear so she'll be more likely to take him back to her place**

OR

2.) Someone who just charms the pants off of people for the sake of their own amusement.
Old woman: What is a strapping young man like yourself attending an old lady's 80th birthday party for?
Dude: 80? You don't look a day over 21!
Old woman: Tehe, you are quite the schmoozer!
Schmoozer by EloisePrettyPlease March 26, 2012
Related Words
Having or showing fond feelings or affection; loving and tender. Excessively sentimental.
Given to or displaying mawkish affection or amorousness.

All over, attached, caring, crazy about, crazy for, crazy over, dear, devoted, doting, fond, friendly, huggy, kind, lovey-dovey, loving, mushy, nutty about, partial, soft on, tender, warm, warm-hearted
Don't get all schmoopy on me, I just want casual sex. If you get all schmoopy I'm out.
schmoopy by Joy March 31, 2005
A person skilled in the art of ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching.
Boy, that Tony, what a schmoozer. He went to a Happy Hour and got contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.
schmoozer by Tom LaBelle October 5, 2004

Schmooey 

A scumbag Clone Hero player who faked most of his full combos.
Did you see Schmooey fake the Supernovae FC(full combo)?
Schmooey by ASUMDOOD345 January 13, 2022
A really annoying term of endearment used in the show "Seinfeld" that they blatantly make fun of for one episode.
"Hello Schmoopy" --Jerry
"Awww hello schmoopy" --Jerry's girlfriend
"How's my little schmoopy today?" --Jerry

"Ugh they are sooooo aggravating with their little schmoopy this and schmoopy that." --Elaine
schmoopy by ksmaq May 8, 2004
One who talks smoothly. Smooth talker, sweet talker. Mostly used by men to get into a womans bed. Originated from one who's name is Cam.
Did you hear that Michael got into Jamie's pants... He must be a real schmoozer!"
schmoozer by Mike September 8, 2004