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n. a combination of a chode and a schmuck.
chode,schmuck
"Hey Steve, you're a schmode!"
by crazy ill petr May 13, 2006
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a penis where the head is larger than the shaft.
"You gotta see Dean's cock! It's so small and it's a fucking schmode!"
by hamnoidmcbaggins December 29, 2009
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