schmiege

a bullshit reason for losing ones hair usually resulting from jp-8 jet fuel getting dumped on ones head.
I got jet fuel all over me now my hair is gonna be schmieged
by 703 amxs January 18, 2008
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Schmieg

An infantile. Worthless creature who is mentally disabled.
You schmieg! Stop entering my chamber and clean my dishes!
by The Jesuit August 12, 2010
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Jaren \"meatloaf\" Schmieg

Asian loving, Meatloaf scarfing, Woman beating, BABY.
The man Jaren Schmeiged his girlfriend.
by Hairy Dick April 27, 2005
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