schmiege

a bullshit reason for losing ones hair usually resulting from jp-8 jet fuel getting dumped on ones head.

I got jet fuel all over me now my hair is gonna be schmieged

by 703 amxs January 31, 2008

Schmieg

An infantile. Worthless creature who is mentally disabled.

You schmieg! Stop entering my chamber and clean my dishes!

by The Jesuit August 14, 2010

Jaren \"meatloaf\" Schmieg

Asian loving, Meatloaf scarfing, Woman beating, BABY.

The man Jaren Schmeiged his girlfriend.

by Hairy Dick April 26, 2005