Schmiegal 

cum, jizz, semen, ejaclulate, sperm

adverb - to schmiegal

to cum

Jay schmiegaled after watching Nick schmiegal who was watching himself schmiegal in the mirror.

Schmiegal by MAD IAN & Geo November 22, 2004

schmiegal 

Noun- A slut; whore; hoochie; hood rat. Someone who "sleeps around"

"Dude, do you recognize Alex's girlfriend?"
"Yah, isn't that Melissa from High School?"
"Yep- that's her. She blew the whole football team before every game."
"I know! That chick is a total schmiegal, man."

schmiegal by Mortis McAbre May 18, 2010

schmeal muffin

A batch of muffins you eat directly after application of dry towel cream. You eat them quickly while no one is looking.

-in a bot voice-: Nathan Keller ate a batch of schmeal muffins. He ate them quickly while no one was watching. What an actual shmuck.

schmeal muffin by HimmlerLicksPenis April 21, 2019

Schmieran 

An absoulte fucking fatass who never stops eating.

Mike: Yo Pierre look at Will he's eating again
Pierre: He's such a Schmieran

Schmieran by AnonymousHamster May 31, 2020

schmiegel 

The very last hit of weed nearly unrecognizable as a hit taken to clear the piece but to much to just ash. Usually partaining to very good quality marijuana. Term is mostly used in relation to smoke sessions either a bong or a bowl and is on the last hit someone could offer to take the schmiegel in exchange for greens or someone can be given a schmiegel as punishment.

Yo you gonna hit that? It's a schmiegel man. Kill it I'll repack it.

Give that schmiegel to d-boi

schmiegel by Girlcalledgrey March 16, 2015

schmeal 

Large, sasquatch like creature seen prowling the University of Minnesota campus in a bathrobe, playing disc golf. Can be attracted by cake, or calls of "what's the deal schmeal?"

"Schmeal will eat cake."

schmeal by Pioneer February 20, 2005

schmegaling 

being unproductive, lazy, and procrastinating life, being completely out of tune with the world and thinking on a primitive level wasting away life, usually done if really bored or if unwilling to participate with daily demands of life

"you study for that exam yet"
"no i was schmegaling hard yesterday"

schmegaling by schming king April 25, 2010