Top Definition
A female that acts very slutty and tricks males into thinking that they will be "getting lucky", just to steal their hope. They might hook-up, but there will be none of the following; BJ's, HJ's, Tossed Salad, Blumpkin, a Portugeese Breakfast, etc.
That girl was such a schmeem! She was talking about all the guys she had sex with and i got was a kiss on the cheek.
by Thomas Blumpkin June 26, 2007

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