schmarte 

{pronounced in a slightly German-like accent, thus: "sschmaaaarte"}

Definition 1:

Primarily meaning good or awesome.

Definition 2:
Can also be used sarcastically, describing something that is actually bad, boring or tedious.

Definition 1:
James P- Hey, check out my awesome new girlfriend!

Cyrus - Woah! what's the chest-size on that thing?
James P- 36 DD
Cyrus - Schmarte!

Definition 2:
James P- I have to hand in 2 pieces of coursework on Friday, as well as sit 2 exams. I also have to give a presentation on wednesday, I'm so stressed.
Robin - Schmarte! It sucks to be you.

schmarte by JamesP1234 April 20, 2010

schwartzentalk

A late night philosophical therapy session with a well intentioned middle aged unshaven friend, often seen wearing a worn baseball cap, holding a cold Miller Lite in one hand and a Marlboro in the other. Talks generally begin after most of the group have wandered off to bed, leaving the recipient alone, sometimes lasting until daybreak.

Man, Dionne was the last one standing and received his schwartzentalk until the sun came up over the beach...

schwartzentalk by proamauto July 31, 2023

Red Schwartze

Pronounced "Red Shuvatzah".Schwartze is the Yiddish word for "black".
It is a play on the term "Red Lobster"because blacks think that the restaurant is such a classy place to go,what with their cloth napkins
umlimited cheesy butter biscuits.They are the reason "Red Lobster" is going to an automatic gratuity.They had better take EBT.

Girl,we bet be gettin' to the "Red Schwartze" for some scrimps.

Red Schwartze by Goose Tatum August 28, 2013

schmartle 

(verb) the act of masturbating while studying.

"I love physics so much I schmartled all night before Dr. Wang's Fluid Dynamics midterm."

schmartle by RKTurner31 June 25, 2008

schvartzer 

From Yiddish any black man. A black woman is a schvartze. This is not at all derogatory but the literal translation.

Barack Obama considers himself a schvartzer, but is really bi-racial.

schvartzer by Lover of language December 28, 2011

Schvartze 

A Yiddish slur for against a black person. Something your aging racist Jewish grandparent might say.

Nu, so I heard they elected a schvartze for President.

Schvartze by Moopsicle March 19, 2009

schwartzenburg 

creepy old lady that stalks kids and makes odd jokes about sandwiches...

schwartzenburg: She wasn't really talking about a sandwich... if you know what i mean... So, where do you live?
child: AH!

schwartzenburg by hellomynameis12345678 February 23, 2009