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A being that possesses the attributes of someone with a great deal of luck, sliminess, and charm and could probably get away with murder.
Ah, Ben, you're such a fucking schmarfter for getting laid even though you were covered in piss, good work you schmarfter!
by schmarftycunt November 09, 2013
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