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schmoozola 

Noun. Charm, "like butter". Used particularly in situations where you encounter a person who is in an especially bad mood and you require something from them or you require them to do something for you. This could be equated to the Italian guinea charm (referenced in Godfather I by the fictional movie director, Leo Wolz).
"In order to get a discount at the rental car place, I had to use a little schmoozola on the hot, but self-absorbed, brunette attendant."

"I knew at raise time I would have to use a little extra schmoozola on the boss, so I bought her a spa day for her birthday."
schmoozola by DMT 32 December 2, 2009
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schmizzow 

an interjectionary word. most used to express euphoria or orgasm.
Schmizzow! That was a great toe fuck!
schmizzow by J-dubbles April 21, 2004
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schmazoolie 

A schmazoolie is an amount equaling a dollar given to a musician at the end of a gig. Especially when payment is being made by a jewish band leader with a sense of humor. Toronto DJ Danny Marks coined the phrase in 1988.
Hey Stig, here is your 300 schmazoolies, go get a haircut.
schmazoolie by Alec Fraser January 4, 2008

schmozone 

Slang term for the ozone around the moon.
"me moogin, have u ever heard of the SCHMOZONE?"
schmozone by schmoodlee August 28, 2017

schmazoo 

When engaging in anal sex and the receiving partner farts, shooting air into the penis playing it like a kazoo.
My giff try L gave me a schmazoo last night and now my penis plays 2000s pop songs.
schmazoo by Crotch Ronson November 25, 2021

Schmaowzow 

a synonym of "Wow" , "Holy Cow" , or "Awesome"
Commonly used by Jake the Human (from Adventure Time)
Teacher: "You just aced the final Bobby!"
Bobby: "Schmaowzow!"
Schmaowzow by Marlin Brandy May 10, 2010

schmazolla 

A big pile of stuff, an entire thing, the whole enchilada
"Instead of just biting off a piece, he ate the whole schmazolla"
schmazolla by Kevin Berry May 2, 2006