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SmackOscar 

An award given for the dumbest physical assault committed on national/worldwide television.
"And the 2022 'SmackOscar' goes to (drum roll)......WILL SMACKUM"!!!
SmackOscar by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2022

wackity schmackity doo 

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".
Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*
word used to describe really good food
Didn't that mac n cheese hit the spot?
Yeah! That shit was schmack
Schmack by caro$wag February 8, 2021

Honey Shmacks 

im a 60 year old virgin that dresses up in a frog costume from the Honey Smacks cereal box. i then proceed to leap or pounce off of high peaks onto small vulnerable children under the age of 7, and then i get them all sticky like honey.
its halloween kids, so be weary of any person in a frog costume because they could be Honey Shmacks.
Honey Shmacks by XxHMMM69xX October 24, 2016
A type of dog food product. Usually biscuits shaped as bones

treats
Giving your ex a schmako, because dogs go crazy for some schmakos.
schmako by Caitlin Hewitt July 6, 2011

schmicko 

shhh-MIK-oohhh

adj.

1. An Australian term meaning full of glamour; charmingly or fascinatingly attractive, esp. in a mysterious or magical way.

2. Term used to describe a way of dress, mostly cocktail.
"Geeeeeeeez.... Ewa looked schmicko in her get up last night, she didn't look a day over 15. Wish I was a leap year baby."
schmicko by Norton123 January 12, 2008