schmako 

A type of dog food product. Usually biscuits shaped as bones

treats

Giving your ex a schmako, because dogs go crazy for some schmakos.

schmako by Caitlin Hewitt July 6, 2011

Schtako

Votan word used in the Defiance TV Show aired on Syfy, a censored replacement for 'Shit'.
Possibly of Irathian origin.

Alternatively spelled Shtako.

Kenya: If you gave a schtako about me, you would stop your husband from hurting my sister.

Stahma: I guess I'm not as brave as you.

Schtako by ChinpoChan August 31, 2013

schmagooly

A character that is missing common sense and/or a sense of reality.

That guy is such a schmagooly.

schmagooly by Bailer April 29, 2008

schmagooster 

An extremely nerdy jewish male.

Did you see what he did? Wow, that kid is such a schmagooster!

schmagooster by Josh Captain G. March 23, 2008

Schmafoon 

Combining the words “schmuck” and “buffoon,” the word “schmafoon” is used to describe someone who is very foolish, yet manages to create entertainment out of his/her ridicule.

He’s such a schmafoon, skipping a group project meeting to bake cake with his mom!

Schmafoon by Rmoney October 24, 2017

Schmake

Someone that is retarded beyond imagination.

" You know (Oluwa)Seun, he's a schmake"

Schmake by Oluwaseun Oladeji December 11, 2018

Schmake

Worse than a schmuck. someone who does shit so stupid, calling them a schmuck is a compliment to their sheer retardation.

Mostly said by aj shabeel and child entertainers

Emannuel! Pass the ball you fucking schmake

Schmake by UrbunDic.2 September 14, 2019